** Imagine me and you, I do **
** I think about you day and night, it's only right **
** To think about the girl you love and hold her tight **
** So happy together **
** If I should call you up, invest a dime **
** And you say you belong to me and ease my mind **
** Imagine how the world could be so very fine **
** So happy together **
** I can't see me loving nobody but you **
宝贝, 醒醒. Honey, wake up.
-不. -安娜. -No. -Anna.
早上好啊. Greet the day.
** For all my life **
** Me and you and you and me **
** No matter how they toss the dice **
** It has to be **
** The only one for me is you and you for me **
宝贝, 你得起床了. Honey, you gotta wake up.
噢! Ow!
** I can't see me loving nobody but you **
** For all my life **
** When you're with me, baby **
我受够了! That's it!
** For all my life **
噢! 我能做的都做了! Oh! I have had it!
Aah!
我的小屋 禁止家长说教
安娜, 快点! Anna, hurry up!
我已经准备好了. What? I'm ready.
你能不能不要一直换台? Would you settle on a station?
好吧. Okay!
我想在这扎个耳钉, 行吗? I'm going to get a little stud here, okay?
我可不想让我的伴娘看起来 像个妓女似的. I don't want my maid of honor looking like a harlot.
别这样, 老妈. 现在所有人都扎耳钉了. Come on, Mom. Everyone's got one.
所有人? 哈利, 所有人都扎了耳钉了呢. Everyone? Harry, everyone has one.
这简直让人难以置信! 你这是在破坏我的生活. I can't believe you! You're ruining my life.
这个话题到此结束. 把脚放下来. You know what? End of discussion. Feet down.
好吧. 如果你同意让我开车的话. Okay. If I can drive.
-你带驾照了吗? -我找不到了. -Did you bring your permit? -No. I can't find it.
-你找不到了? -哈哈! -You can't find it? -Ha ha!
干你什么事, 小矮子. What did you do with it, troll?
你干吗总是责怪他? Why do you always have to blame him?
你从来不会从自己身上找原因. You couldn't find anything in your room.
你为什么总是向着他? Why do you always take his side?
安娜, 这个话题 我们留到以后再谈, 好吗? Oh, look, Anna, let's not do this now, please.
整理一下你的衣服. And fix your shirt.
-你看, 这不是史戴茜.欣可豪斯吗? -太棒了. -Look, there's Stacey Hinkhouse. -Joy.
你好, 史戴茜. Hi, Stacey.
你好, 可尔曼太太. 听说你要结婚了, 恭喜你啊! Hi, Mrs. Coleman. Congratulations on your big day.
谢谢你. 替我向你妈妈问好. Thanks a lot. Say hi to your mom.
-好的, 再见. -再见. 你们好啊, 姑娘们. -Okay, bye. -Okay, bye. Hi, girls.
-你现在也不和史戴茜来往了. You never see Stacey anymore.
-她怎么样? -就像是个恶魔. 她现在恨死我了. -How is she? -Evil. She hates me now.
-为什么? Why?
-别去招惹你的弟弟. Would you leave your brother alone?
看到了吧, 每次都是她挑衅. See? She always starts it.
回头见, 宝贝. Bye, honey.
行事机灵点. Make good choices.
** It's a breakdown, I can roll the dice **
** So get out of my face, don't even try **
她穿了一件同样的衣服? She had the same shirt?
嗯, 但这衣服看起来 还不错, 是吧? Yeah, but this looks okay, right?
-当然. -是的. -Sure. -Yeah.
那我还算酷喽? So it's cool?
-不. -一点也不酷. -No. -Oh, definitely not.
-哦, 这下惨了. -怎么了, 安娜? -Oh, kill me. -Anna, what?
让人难以置信. 那是杰克. I can't believe it. It's Jake.
他会觉得我很蠢的. 我怎么会穿了这么一件衣服! He's gonna think I'm so stupid, I can't even put on a shirt.
他根本不认识你. 所以, 他才不在乎你穿的什么呢. You've never even met the guy. Guess what? He doesn't care.
-他都没有正眼看你一下. -他没有吗? He's not even looking.
他没... 他看的目不转睛了. He's totally looking.
-我觉得他要过来和你说话了. -瞎说! -I think he's gonna talk to you. -Shut up.
哦! 谢谢. Oh! Thanks.
抱歉. Sorry.
我才不要什么 爱尔兰精灵的冰雕呢. Why would I want a leprechaun ice sculpture?
我又不是爱尔兰人. I'm not even lrish.
请你稍等一下. Could you hold on?
小心! 停下! Senora, Senora! Cuidado!
停下来! Cuidado!
我很抱歉, 我真的很抱歉, 先生. I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir.
贝茨先生, 我不明白为什么 你给了我个不及格. Mr. Bates, I don't understand this "F".
你没有答出书上的重点. You missed the point of the book.
明明就是"在1984年", 这道题谁都能答出来的. It's "1984." How could anyone miss it?
那是一次对极权主义的 大肆攻击. It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism.
当时的社会... About a rigid society,
被控制在一个集权, 自大的独裁者手中... dominated by one all-powerful, ego-tripping dictator.
我不会更改你的分数的. My grade is final.
独裁者跟你的不同, 就是他头发比你多! Except he had hair.
安娜! Anna!
禁闭室
你好, 安娜. Hello, Anna.
你今天带了什么? What do you have today?
肉块. Meat loaf.
火鸡. Turkey.
埃文, 我很抱歉. Evan, I'm so sorry.
我的车出了点麻烦. I had some car trouble.
嗯. 我还以为你把我忘了呢. Okay. I thought you forgot about me.
我怎么能忘了你呢. 我们可是天天见面的. I could never forget about you. I see you every day.
那明天呢? What about tomorrow?
这个是新的吗? 我明天还能看见你吗? Is this new? Am I gonna see you tomorrow?
你明天还能见到我, 但下星期就不行了. You're gonna see me tomorrow, but not next week,
因为我会去度蜜月. because I'm going on my honeymoon.
哦, 天啊! 那你肯定就不回来了. Oh, my God! You're not coming back.
-我所有的医生都把我抛弃了. -我不会抛弃你的. -All my therapists quit on me. -I'm not gonna quit on you.
有事你可以打我的手机. I'm gonna be available on my cellphone.
我查过了. 那个岛的北部根本没有信号. I checked. There's no service on the north side of the island.
不会有问题的. It will be fine.
好吧. Okay.
我这周过的比较好. I've had a better week.
你是在计时吧? You're counting the minutes, aren't you?
不是的. No.
还剩下多少分钟? How many minutes are left?
54. 54.
好吧, 今天早上本来还不错. All right, this morning was good.
但后来我就醒了. But then I got up.
** Wow **
** Last call now, I'm outta time **
** And I don't got no valentine **
** I don't want your sympathy **
** I just need a little therapy **
** At least that's what they say to me **
** Hey, ho, let's go **
** I'm gonna start a riot **
** You don't wanna fight it **
哦! Ohh!
太好了. Great.
不不, 绝对不行. No. No, no, no. Absolutely not.
我说了不要三文鱼. I said no salmon.
一定要比目鱼. No, it has to be halibut.
我不在乎会贵多少钱. Well, I don't care about the extra cost.
到底贵多少? How much is it?
请稍等. Hold on one second.
喂? Hello?
嘿, 哈利. Hi, Harry.
不, 你不能碰那些 电动工具. No, you may not touch the power tools.
是的, 剪草机算是 一种电动工具. Yes, I would consider the lawnmower to be a power tool.
好的, 回家见. Okay. I'll see you at home.
好的, 比目鱼. Okay. Halibut.
你能稍等一下吗? Could you hold on one second?
喂, 我是可尔曼医生. Hello. Dr. Coleman.
你好, 伊丽莎白. Yes, Elizabeth.
是的, 伊丽莎白. 我明天会准时见你的. Yes, Elizabeth, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow.
好的, 好. Okay, good.
记住, 伊丽莎白, 你是个聪明, 坚强... And, Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong,
美丽而且独立的女人. beautiful, independent woman,
没有了男人, 你的生活一样很完整. and you don't need a man to complete you.
谢谢. Thank you.
再见. Goodbye.
抱歉. Excuse me.
这个是你的吗? Is this yours?
谢谢. Thanks.
那个是弹乐器用的吧. Tenor medium.
你弹什么? So, what do you play?
我父亲的老电吉他. I play my dad's old Telecaster.
挺好的. Nice.
你的衣服很好看. Cute shirt.
谢谢. Thanks.
那你参加乐队了? So, you're in a band?
算是吧. Sorta.
什么叫"算是"? What do you mean, "sorta"?
我们还处于那种 在车库里练习的阶段. Oh, we're still stuck in our garage phase.
哦, 知道了. Ah, okay.
什么时候你"冲出"了 你的车库, 别忘了告诉我一声. Well, if you ever get out of your garage, let me know.
当然. 你可以来看我演奏. Yeah, totally. You can come check me out.
我是指我们的乐队. I mean the band.
如果你来的话, 我一定会在那里的. I'll be there, too, if you want to come check.
我是安娜. I'm Anna.
我是杰克. Jake.
想搭个顺风车吗? So, what do you say? Do you want a ride?
当然. Yeah, I'd like that.
给, 带上这个头盔. Here you go. You can wear my extra helmet.
哦, 我忽然想起来, 我还约了我的朋友. Oh, I just realized I have to meet my friends,
她们还在等着我呢. and they're waiting for me.
你妈知道了, 会宰了你, 是吧? Your mom would kill you.
死无全尸. So dead and so grounded.
我懂了, 你老妈 和摩托, 你得二选一. No, I get it. Moms and motorcycles.
是的. Yeah.
那回头见了. So, see you around.
安娜. Anna.
我想说... So, listen.
你喜欢"麻疹"乐队吗? You like The Hives?
他们很棒的 . They're awesome.
我有一张他们的很好的专辑... Well, look, I've got this import.
如果你愿意的话, 我们可以一起听. I was thinking if you wanted, we could check it out.
可尔曼. Coleman.
稍等. One second.
如果我是你的话, 我可没空在这里泡帅哥, If I were you, I would be thinking less about boys
我会多走走脑子, 怎么通过考试. and a little more about your honors qualifying exam.
我已经准备好考试的 东西了, 贝茨先生. I'm ready for the test, Mr. Bates.
准备, 并不代表 你能通过考试. "Prepared" is to "you" as "not" is to "test."
那是什么意思? What does that mean?
没错. Exactly.
你干什么呢! 给我滚出去! What are you doing? Get out of my room!
救命啊! Help me!
妈! Mommy!
住手, 安娜! Stop! Anna!
从第二节开始唱. Sing it on the second verse.
她来了. There she is.
嗨, 刚才怎么了? Hey! What happened?
没什么, "关照"了一下我弟弟. Nothing. Just taking care of my brother.
** Yeah **
** Get up, get out **
** Move on, move on, there's no doubt **
** I'm all wrong, you're right **
** It's all the same with you **
谢谢. Thank you.
妈, 妈, 妈 Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
过来, 哦, 心肝. Come here. Oh, sweetheart.
好吧. 准备好了吗? All right. Ready?
我数到三. I'm gonna give you three.
不行. 好了吗? 一, 二, 三 No. Ready? One, two, three.
哦, 宝贝, 进屋去. 我马上进来. Oh, honey, go back inside. I'll be right there.
安娜. Anna!
** Round and round, here we go again **
** Same old start, same old end **
** Turn my head, I turn back again **
** Same old stuff never ends **
别动, 宝贝, 别动. ** Do this **
Hold still, honey, hold still.
我保证会要你 姐姐好看的. I promise there will be serious consequences for her.
嗨, 苔茜. Hey, Tessie!
嗨, 爸爸, 你来早了. Hey, Dad, you're early!
-什么? -你来早了! -What? -You're early!
我听不见. I can't...
你来早了. You're early.
等一下. 我得戴上眼睛. Hold on. I need my glasses.
爷爷! Grandpa!
嗨, 我的小猴子! 嗨, 嗨. Hey, monkey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
这是什么? 比基尼内裤? What is this? One of them thongs?
还是别告诉我了. I don't want to know.
你好吗? 你好吗? What's up? What's up?
-嘿, 大家好啊. -你们认识这些小淘气吗? -Hey, guys. -You guys know these yard apes?
你来早了. You're early.
什么? What?
很高兴你能来. Glad you could make it.
我提前给你买了份结婚礼物. I brought an early wedding present.
什么? What?
我是来找作者要签名的. I thought I'd get the author to sign it.
What?
-我是来... -我听不见. 等一下. -I thought I'd ask -- -I can't hear you. Hold on.
我们出去玩吧. Let's get out of here.
你衣服下藏的是什么? What do you have under your shirt?
莱恩, 你能帮我去看看吗? Ryan, could you?
** On and on and on **
** Oh, I don't want to grow up **
** I want to get out **
** Hey, take me away **
** I want to shout out, take me away **
** Away, away, away **
** Away **
** Hey, hey **
-哦, 真倒霉. -又来了. -Oh, bummer. -Not again.
时间到了. 已经过了6点了. Time's up! It's after 6:00!
嗯! Mmm!
嘿, 小家伙们. Hey, guys.
这样你们就没胃口吃饭了. You're gonna spoil your dinner.
我跟你说, 你要当我老爸的那个问题, 是可大可小的. You know, this Dad thing can be hard or easy.
别让你妈看见. Don't let her see you.
好了, 这下世界清净了. Good, now we can hear.
对我来说, 有那些小纸条足够了. Speak for yourself. I could use those little notes.
我把插销拔了. 她可生气了. 等着看好戏吧. She hates when I pull the plug. Get ready for the fireworks.
我跟你打过招呼了吗? Did I say hello?
一定是被我错过了. I must have missed it.
-你好. -你好. -Hello. -Hello.
你们进屋温存去好不好! Get a room!
快走, 快走. Go, go, go, go!
-这简直... -就一秒钟, 就一秒. -This is -- -Just one second. One second.
好吧, 可你欠我的. Okay, but you owe me.
你好. Hello.
是的, 我就是. Yes, this is she.
哦, 真的? Oh, really?
好的, 太好了. Okay. Yeah, great.
谢谢, 太感谢了. Thank you. Thank you so, so much.
什么事? What?
你们肯定不会相信的. You guys are never gonna believe this.
有一支乐队退出了 "旺格.探戈"试听比赛. One of the bands dropped out of the Wango Tango auditions.
我们是头号候补乐队. We are the first alternate.
瞎说! Shut up!
这太好了! That's awesome!
我们必须在7点钟 到"蓝房子"报道. We have to check in at the House of Blues by 7:00.
我们的演出是在7:45. We're on at 7:45.
-哪天? -明天. -When is it? -Tomorrow.
明天? Tomorrow?
明天是星期五. 是我妈的婚礼彩排晚宴的日子. Tomorrow's Friday. That's my mom's rehearsal dinner.
得了吧, 安娜. 这次机会真的很宝贵的. Anna, come on. This is really important.
别担心, 我会想办法的. 我肯定会去的. You know, don't worry. I'll be there.
你行吗? 你不是要去当伴什么东西吗? How can you? Aren't you the maid of horror or something?
是伴娘. 明天不是婚礼, 只是个彩排. Honor. It's not the wedding. It's the rehearsal.
可是他们不是很重视这个 彩排吗? Don't they make a big deal out of the rehearsal,
你那些神神道道的 亲戚们, 不是都要来吗? Iike all your weird relatives coming to town?
不, 他们不来的. No, they don't.
我的安娜宝贝. There's my Anna Banana!
给爷爷来个亲密拥抱. Give your Grampy Doodle a big huggy-buggy.
爷爷, 我在这呢. Grandpa, over here.
哦. Oh.
嘿, 爷爷. Hey, Gramps.
别担心. 我不会让你们失望的. Don't worry. I would never let you down.
千万别取消这次 试听啊. Just don't cancel the audition yet.
-我会说服我老妈的. -好的. -I'm gonna talk to my mom. -All right.
-我们没戏了. -是啊. -We're screwed. -Yep.
嗯. Yeah.
"我觉得他根本没察觉到我的存在. "l don't think he knows I exist.
我知道这样挂念他很傻, 但我却控制不住自己." It's stupid to think about him, but I can't help it."
杰克, 哦, 杰克! Jake! Ooh, Jake!
给我滚出去! Get out of my room!
哦! 天...天啊! Oh! My...my...
啊!!! Ah! Aaaaah!
她看见了. She saw it.
我去看看那些小家伙. I'm gonna check out those Lakers.
我跟你去. I'm with you.
老妈! Mom!
妈, 我的门 是怎么回事? Mom, did you see what happened to my door?
我跟你的校长谈过了. I spoke to your principal.
什么? What?
刚刚在电话上. Just now on the phone.
我的门呢? Where's my door?
-私人空间是一种特别待遇. -我的门呢, 老妈? -Privacy is a privilege. -Where is my door, Mom?
我会考虑把门还给你的, 安娜, Your door will be returned to you, Anna,
但只有当你向我解释了... if and when you can explain...
把门还给我! 要不我就上吊! You give me that door, or I will kill myself.
哦! 能让我观摩一下吗? Oh! Can I watch?
-哈利! -闭嘴! -Harry! -Shut up!
啊!!! Aaaaah!
我想我们应该 停止闹剧. I think we can dispense with the drama.
你心平气和的向我解释一下... Maybe you can calmly explain to me
为什么一天之内你被 关了两次禁闭. why you were in detention twice today.
好吧, 我是去了禁闭室. Okay, I went to detention.
不过那都是史戴茜.欣可豪斯的错! That was because Stacey Hinkhouse
她不断的用排球砸我的头. kept hitting me with a volleyball.
你和史戴茜.欣可豪斯的 冲突, 要持续到什么时候啊? When is this conflict with Stacey Hinkhouse going to end?
我和她没完! 她根本就是个变态加神经病! Never, because she's an insane, psycho freak.
只要你稍微留意, 你就能发现这一点的. You'd know that if you paid a speck of attention.
安娜! Anna!
干吗? What?
我想你知道, 我一直有留意. I think you know I pay attention, Anna.
所以我才知道, 你今天的英语考试得了个不及格. Enough to know that you got an "F" in English today.
那是因为贝茨老师跟我有仇! Well, Mr. Bates is out to get me.
哦, 又一个跟你有仇的? Oh, him too?
是的. Yeah.
他总是想尽办法来整我. He just looks for ways to torture me.
就像今天, 这辈子杰克 第一次跟我聊天, 就被他... Like today, the one time Jake spoke to me, he totally --
杰克是谁? Who's Jake?
无名小卒而已. He's just nobody.
是你自己说我对你的事 不感兴趣的, 安娜. You say I'm not interested, Anna.
我挺有兴趣的. 跟我说说吧. I'm interested. Try me.
好吧, 他确实是个很好的人, 老妈. Okay, he's just this really amazing guy, Mom.
你在哪里认识他的? Where'd you meet him?
禁闭室, 可是... Detention, but...
真是前途一片光明啊. That's promising.
我干吗费口舌和你说这些! Do you see? Why do l bother telling you anything?
好了 我们去吃点中餐怎么样? Okay. Who's up for Chinese?
啊!!! 你毁了我的生活! Aah! You're ruining my life!
我这就离家出走! 打死也不回来了! I'm moving out and never coming back ever, ever, ever again!
-你好啊! -你好, 佩佩. -Hello. How are you? -Hello, Pei-Pei.
安娜, 哈利, 你们都这么大啊! 长的真快! Anna, Harry, you're so big now. What happened?
你们替你们的妈妈开心吗? Are you happy for your mommy?
为什么开心? About what?
哦, 她真会开玩笑. Oh. She's such a joker.
谁负责你婚礼上的饮食? 中餐能带来好运的. Who's catering? Chinese food good luck.
-其实我们已经计划好了. -好吧. 让我来怎么样? -It's all planned already. -Okay, how about me?
-我预订了北京烤鸭. -太好了. -I preordered the Peking duck. -Joy.
-我知道你最喜欢吃这个. -随便啦. -I know that's your favorite. -Whatever.
-还有两天就是婚礼了. -好好想想吧. -The wedding is in two days. -Think about it.
一会见. 吃的愉快! See you soon. Happy dining.
安娜, 你的门, 就在楼梯的后面. Anna, your door is underneath the back stairs.
说的就跟我不知道似的. Like I didn't figure that out.
你不用这样讨好的. 等着她自己想开了吧. Stop groveling, man. Let her come to you.
那样她对我总会有些嫌隙的. She'd come with a hatchet.
我想我还是去看看鸭子吧. I think I'll go check on that duck.
安娜. Anna.
你觉得你这种粗鲁的表现... Do you think that your surliness
就能让你得到你想要的东西吗? is the best way for you to get what you want?
对不起, 老妈. I'm sorry, Mom.
我在学校惹了不少麻烦, I really have been stressing in school,
我活该被关禁闭室. and I deserved every single one of those trips to detention.
我会去和史戴茜.欣可豪斯 和贝茨老师去道歉的. And I'm gonna apologize to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr. Bates.
我是想说, 我会努力做的更好的. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll try and do better, Mom.
我会非常努力的. I'll really, really try.
明说吧, 你有什么条件? All right, what do you want?
我想去参加明天的试听比赛. To go to this audition tomorrow
这次是机不可失, 失不再来的! that we can never have again at the House of Blues.
试听比赛, 那很好啊. An audition, that's great.
明天? 你是说在彩排晚宴之后? Tomorrow? You mean after the rehearsal dinner?
是在晚宴的过程中. Well, during.
"过程中" 那你是说要去试听会而不参加晚宴了? "During." You mean as "instead of"?
你是指字面上? Technically?
我现在得和你谈谈. I need to talk to you right now.
-我想还是不用谈了吧. -马上! -I'm gonna pass on that. -Now!
安娜. Anna.
这是我最后一次尝试... I am going to make one final attempt
去理解你脑子里 到底在想些什么. to understand what goes on in your head.
别把我当成是你的病人. Don't treat me like your patients.
-什么? -那些冷静, 理智什么的. -What? -All calm and reasonable.
谈就谈. 我想让你理解我. Let's talk. I want to understand.
我也很想 理解你, 安娜! I really do want to understand, Anna!
啧, 啧, 啧. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
哦, 妈妈, 求你别管闲事了. Oh, Mama, stay out of it, please.
-妈妈. -那好吧. -Mama. -Okay, fine.
他们会挑出一支乐队, 在"旺格.探戈'上演奏. They're gonna pick one local band to play at Wango Tango.
我们能有这个机会, 真的是很走运. We were lucky to make this cut.
这个是个百年不遇的好机会啊. 求你了. It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance. Please.
为什么不能让我去呢? 求你了. Why can't I just go? Please.
我的理解是, 明天那个对我有着特殊意义的意义... What I hear is that my special night
对你来说却一文不值. means absolutely nothing to you.
我知道你是怎么看待我的乐队的. I don't have to ask if my band means anything to you.
在你眼里, 那根本就是噪音. It's clear you think we're all noise.
看啊, 我是一只海象. Look, I'm a walrus.
-我没有! -你有. -I do not! -Do too!
安娜, 我同意你在车库里练习的. Anna, I let you practice in the garage.
安娜, 停下来. Anna, stop.
干吗? What?
我们还是来谈论一下 事情的根由吧. Let's talk about what this is really about.
这全是因为你爸爸. This is about your dad.
老妈, 你别瞧不起我. 根本就不是为了爸爸. Mom, stop shrinking me. It's not about Dad.
这全都是为了试听比赛! 你毁了我的生活! It's about the audition! You're ruining my life!
别闹了. Enough with the drama.
安娜, 高中生活并不是那么困难. Anna, high school is not that hard.
你要是在我的学校, 你一天也撑不下去. You couldn't last one day in my high school.
我肯定行, 而且我觉得不会被关禁闭. I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.
很抱歉我是你生命中唯一 一样不够完美的东西. I'm sorry I'm the one thing in your life that isn't perfect!
你觉得我的生活是完美的吗? You think my life is perfect?
我知道你的生活是完美的. I know your life is perfect.
你有份完美的工作, 完美的男朋友, Your perfect job, perfect boyfriend,
一群崇拜着你的完美的病人. perfect patients who worship the ground you walk on.
如果你认为我的生活是完美的话, You need a serious and bracing reality check
你真的需要去好好检查一下. if you think my life is perfect!
这次你就别为难我了. You can cut me some slack this once.
我不是在为难你, 安娜, I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna.
但你不许去试听会. You are not going to the audition.
-我偏要去. -不许去! -I am! -No, you're not!
为什么不行? -我说不行就不行! -Why not? -Because I said so!
来点曲齐饼? Cookie?
现在这个情况下, 不太合适吧? This isn't really a good time.
刚刚合适. Now a good time.
[中文]
好吧, 好吧. 谢谢你. Okay, okay. Thank you.
安娜, 在明天这一天里, Anna, for one day, the entirety of our life
我们的地球不再围着你一个人转了. is not gonna be focused on you.
对啊, 该围着莱恩转了, 对吗? Yeah, it's all about Ryan now, isn't it?
安娜! Anna!
走开! Get away.
宝贝! Honey!
"一段新的旅程即将开始, "A journey soon begins,
奖品深藏在对方的眼底, its prize reflected in another's eyes.
当你看到自己的不足之时, When what you see is what you lack,
无私之爱即可另你寻回自我." then selfless love will change you back."
随便啦. Whatever.
宝贝? Honey?
-你没事吧? -我没事. -You okay? -Yeah.
哇哦. Whew.
来吧. Come on.
-你刚才感觉到了吗? -感觉到什么? -Did you feel that? -Feel what?
-刚才的地震啊. -没地震啊. -There was an earthquake. -No, there wasn't.
明明有. Yes, there was.
他们在说什么呢? What are they talking about?
地震. An earthquake.
地震? An earthquake?
不, 没有地震. No. There was no earthquake.
你没感觉到? You didn't feel it?
没有, 我想没有. No. I don't think so.
已经6:45了. 6:45 already.
天啊, 我干洗的衣服还没曲取呢. Oh, God, I didn't get the dry cleaning.
只能等在回家的路上去拿了. 还得给维修工... I'll have to do that on the way home, and call the mechanic
和花匠打电话. and the florist.
好吧, 得起床了. Okay, better get up.
我最好... I'd better...
为什么我会在安娜的房子里? Why am I in Anna's room?
昨晚都发生了些什么? What happened last night?
我在这昏过去了吗? Did I pass out in here?
我怎么一点都不记得了? Oh, I have no memory of this!
这不是我的! This isn't mine!
这些也不是我的! Those aren't mine!
这个不是我的. That's not mine.
这个更不是我的了!! That's definitely not mine.
啊!!! Aaaaah!
安娜, 快来! Anna, come here quick.
老妈死了! Mom's dead.
我死了? I'm dead?
快来! Come on, hurry!
你看, 她不动了. See? She's not moving.
哦, 天啊! Oh, my God.
不对, 等等, 她还在喘气. No, wait, it's breathing.
我没死. I'm not dead.
什么? What?
是的. 她的胸还在起伏, 看见了吗宝贝? Right. Her chest is moving, honey, see?
你叫我宝贝? You called me "honey."
是... Right...
你神经了吧? Are you sick?
我倒希望我是. I hope so.
或者做梦. Or dreaming.
亲爱的. Hon.
哈利, 去吃你的早点. Harry, go get your own breakfast.
你可以吃安娜的麦片. You can eat Anna's cereal.
我的麦片. My cereal.
酷. Cool.
喂? Hello?
喂? Hello in there?
起来, 宝贝. Wake up, honey.
醒醒. Wake up.
醒醒! Wake up!
我受够了. That is it.
哦. Oh.
再让我睡一分钟吧. Oh, could I just have, like, one minute, please?
宝贝. Honey.
我想我们出了点毛病. Look, I think something's happened to us.
你是什么东西? What are you?
是我, 你老妈. It's me. Mom.
你不是我妈妈. You're not my mother.
我是的. Yes, I am.
走开, 你这个克隆怪物! Get away, you clone freak!
别用这种口气跟我说话. Don't you use that tone with me.
哦, 天啊, 你真是我妈妈. Oh, my God, you are my mother.
你也不是你想象中的样子了. And you're not who you think you are.
看看我啊! Look at me!
看起来我们好像是进入对方的身体了. We seem to be inside each other.
我真老! I'm old!
你说什么! I beg your pardon!
哦, 我就象是个木乃伊! Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!
我听不下去了! Okay, that's enough.
啊!!! Aah!
我想回到我的身体里去! I want my body back.
我难道不想吗? 明天可是我的大喜之日啊. And I don't want mine? My wedding's tomorrow.
哦, 天啊. 明天是我的大喜之日. Oh, my God! My wedding's tomorrow.
我可不能嫁给莱恩. 哦! I can't marry Ryan. Ew!
好了, 好了. Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
什么好了? Okay what?
我也不知道. I have no idea.
老妈, 我们去看急诊吧. Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room.
哦, 不. Oh, no.
那样做的话, 只会受到72小时的... All that will get us is a 72-hour lockdown
精神病院里的监禁, 再打一针镇静剂. in the psych ward and a Thorazine drip.
不, 我们哪里也不去. No, we're not going anywhere.
好吧. Okay.
你在我的身体里, 我在你的身体里. So you're in my body, and I'm in your body.
那我们为什么不试试... Why don't we, like...
对啊, 我明白你的意思了. Yes, yes, I see what you're saying.
碰撞的火花! A jolt.
好的. 你去那边. 我在这边. Okay. You go over there, and I go over here.
好的, 我喊冲就冲, 准备好了吗? Okay, now when I say go. Ready?
-好了. -冲啊! -Yeah. -Go.
嘿, 老妈, 我能... Hey, Mom, can I --
好吧, 那样做太蠢了. Okay. Okay, that was stupid.
哈利. Harry!
我是在教老妈一种新的舞步. I was just teaching Mom some new dance moves.
你想干吗, 小杂毛? What do you want, punk?
你怎么能这么跟他说话. You cannot talk to him like that.
他以为你是的的妈妈呢 . He thinks you're his mother.
我们得告诉他. We're gonna to have to tell him.
我们谁也不能告诉. We're not going to tell anyone.
他们会认为我俩疯了的呢. They'll think we're crazy.
也许我们是疯了. Maybe we are crazy.
我可没疯. I for one am not crazy.
我只是个被困在我女儿 体内的成熟女人. I'm merely a grown woman trapped in my daughter's body.
哦, 天啊, 我是疯了. Oh, God, I am crazy.
爷爷, 把牛奶递给我. Grandpa, could you pass the milk?
好的. 哈利还是哈利, 爷爷还是爷爷. Okay. Harry's still Harry, and Grandpa's still Grandpa.
看来只是我俩的问题了. 我们到底哪里做错了? So it's just us. What did we do wrong?
我不知道. I don't know.
爷爷, 给我牛奶! Grandpa, pass the milk!
地震啦! Earthquake.
地震! Earthquake!
地震? Earthquake?
张家餐馆! House of Chang!
-只有我们感觉到的. -地震!. -Nobody felt it but us. -Earthquake!
地震, 地震! Earthquake, earthquake!
亲爱的. Honey!
也好. Okay.
我就应了吧. I'll take you.
我猜你还没准备好. I guess you're not ready yet.
心肝. Sweetheart.
你来干吗? What are you doing here?
你不是说让我载你去上班吗? I thought you said you needed a ride to work.
是啊, 老妈. Right, Mom.
你还是抓紧时间吧. I guess you better hurry up.
省省吧你, 我才不会... Get a grip. I am not --
亲爱的. Darling.
你能在这候一会儿吗? Could you, like, chill for a sec?
当然, 我在这候着. Sure, sure, I'll chill.
-你得去. -我去找你爸爸. -You're going. -I'll, like, go get your dad.
艾伦, 那不是我们的车! Alan, that's not our car!
那个地震, 然后佩佩的疯妈妈... The earthquake and then Pei-Pei's crazy mother
指着我们. pointing at me and you.
她用中文在嘟囔什么? And what was she mumbling about in Chinese?
她肯定动了手脚. 可能是某种奇特的亚洲巫术. She did something. Some strange Asian voodoo.
那我们现在怎么办? 我可不能这样去学校啊. What are we gonna do now? I can't go to school like this.
你必须去. You have to.
你马上就要被学校开除了. You're on the verge of suspension,
你今天还要参加资格考试. and you have your honors qualifying exam today.
那更给我不去的理由了. All the more reason to stay home.
我可以去替你考试的. I could go and take the exam for you.
这种高中考试, 对我来说是小菜一碟. I'm sure a high test would be simple for me.
你开玩笑吧? 你能装出我的样子吗? Are you kidding? You think you can be me?
我当然能. 看着. Of course I can. Watch me.
"每个人都在和我作对. 你毁了我的生活!" "Oh, everyone's out to get me. You're ruining my life."
这么说装你更容易了. It's easy to be you.
只要把每件事弄的毫无生趣就好了. I'll suck the fun out of everything.
我才不是这样呢. I do not suck the fun out of everything.
-快乐杀手. -哦, 这简直太荒谬了. -Fun sucker. -Oh, this is ridiculous.
我替你去学校, 你就呆在这里... I will go to school, and you will stay right...
-什么事? -埃文. -What? -Evan.
-埃文? 他是谁? -一个少了我活不下去的病人. -Evan? Who's Evan? -My neediest patient.
我3年来每天都给他治疗. I've been seeing him every day for three years.
哦, 真倒霉. Ooh, bummer.
也许光凭我这张脸蛋, 就能治疗他心灵的创伤. Maybe just my face would be reassuring.
没门. No way. Unh-unh.
我才不去帮你照顾那些 40多岁的老疯子呢. I am not babysitting some 40-year-old wack job.
我要和那个变态说什么? What am I supposed to say to the freak?
什么也不用说. 你千万别给他们任何建议. Nothing. You are in no way to give anyone any advice.
那样是不道德的. That would be unethical.
你只需注意倾听, 偶尔点点头. Just listen attentively, nod occasionally,
非说话不可的时候, 就说, and if you must speak, simply say,
"你是如何看待这件事的?" "How do you feel about that?"
你说真的呢? You're serious.
你真想我们来个身份大对调? You really want us to be each other?
今天早上我们就扮成对方 来瞒天过海, We will get through this morning as each other,
然后中午我们去到餐厅, 想法交换回来. and we will go to the restaurant at lunch and get switched back.
去换衣服. Go get dressed.
现在没了门, 祝你换衫愉快. Well, good luck getting dressed without a door.
谢谢. Thank you.
哦, 天啊. Oh, boy.
你会习惯的. You'll get used to it.
怎么了? What?
你扎了脐环? You pierced your navel?
是的, 我正准备和你谈这事的. Yeah. I meant to talk to you about that.
-你什么时候扎的? -在麦迪的表妹的16岁的生日派对上. -When did you do this? -At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
等我们交换回来之后, 我要你好看. Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
你干吗呢? And what are you doing?
我搞不懂为什么你从来不穿这些衣服. 多好看啊. I don't know why you never wear these. They're cute.
穿着去卖圣经差不多. 你怎么把我的头发弄出那样子了! Yeah, if you're selling Bibles. And what did you do to my hair?
我可是先染发, 再梳成这个样子的. I've been dying to comb these rats out.
这样就能看清你清秀的脸庞了. Now you can see your pretty face.
这又是什么? And what is this?
我修饰了一下你的牛仔裤. Oh, I fixed your jeans.
我的病人每小时付150美金, My patients are not going to pay $1 50 an hour
可不是为了向个脱衣舞女寻求帮助的. to get therapy from a stripper.
好吧, 我就穿的朴素点. All right. I'll drab up.
我也穿的随意一些. I'll grunge down.
去吧. Go.
你好. What's up?
脚放下来. Feet down.
哈利, 你能老实点吗? Harry, could you settle down?
做梦. Bite me!
现在你看到他总背着你做什么了吧? Do you see what he does behind your back?
安娜! Anna!
老妈. Mom.
抱歉. Excuse me.
借此机会, 我想向车里的所有人说, And while I'm apologizing, let me just say to the whole car
我为我长久以来的 疯狂的, 想约束其他人的变态行为, how truly sorry I am
表示深深的歉意. for being such an insane control freak all the time.
你并没有试图约束其他人, 老妈. You're not controlling, Mom.
要道歉的人, 应该事我. I'm the one who should be apologizing
我总是只考虑到自己的感受. for my flagrant disregard for anyone's feelings but my own.
起码你对时尚很有品味. Well, at least you have a great sense of style.
-不像我. -够了. -Not like me. -Enough.
白金卡, 酷! Platinum, cool.
你别打它的主意. Don't even think about it.
我被你们搞糊涂了. Am I supposed to follow this?
没事的, 亲爱的. It's nothing, darling.
再忍一天. One more day.
是啊, 我们能结婚太好了, 不是吗? Yeah, it's great we're getting married, isn't it?
即使是我的丈夫死了, Even though my husband died.
我也能很快的忘掉这件事. How quickly I've been able to get over it.
停车. 老妈, 你下来. Just pull up here. Mom, out of the car.
如果你敢借助我的身体 来疏远莱恩的话. If you manage to alienate Ryan in my body.
我会很乖的. I'll be nice.
但是别吻他. But don't kiss him.
哦, 老妈, 我可是刚吃过早餐的. Oh, Mom, I just had breakfast.
那也太恶心了吧. That's disgusting.
好的. Nice.
好吧, 这是出租车公司的电话号码. Okay. Here is the number for the cab company.
我要你11:45准时回到这里. I want you back here at 11:45 sharp.
好的. All right.
-你明白吗? -好的! -Do you understand? -All right!
你这是什么口气? 你在跟我耍脾气吗? What is that tone? Are you using a tone with me?
哦, 天啊. Oh, my God.
我能走了吗? Can I go?
为什么? 你干吗这么紧张? Why? What are you so anxious about?
嘿, 安娜. Hey, Anna.
你认识他吗? Do you know him?
就算是吧. 他是杰克. Kinda. That's Jake.
-不, 不. -你得给他个机会. -No, no. -You gotta give him a chance.
我才不会给他机会呢. That is the last thing I'm going to give him.
-你根本不了解他. -我起码知道他对你来说, 太老了. -You don't even know him. -I know he's too old for you.
天啊, 他走过来了. 跟他打招呼. My God, he's coming over. Say hi.
快点打招呼, 要不我就跟莱恩分手. Say hi back, or I break up with Ryan.
-嗨, 杰克. -嗨. -Hi, Jake. -Hey.
那么... So.
这是我妈妈, 可尔曼医生. Oh, this is my mother, Dr. Coleman.
嗨. Hi.
-你的车真好. -什么? -It's a great bike. -What?
我可从来没坐过. 我不被允许. Not like I've ever been on it. I'm not allowed.
我的意思是, 我是可以坐的, 因为我老了. I mean I'm allowed because I'm old.
我得走了. I gotta go.
再见. Bye.
跟他一起走走. Walk with him.
哈利, 你知道那是谁吗? Harry, do you know who that is?
安娜有男朋友了. Anna's got a boyfriend.
接吻喽. K-l-S-S-l-N-G.
好吧, 我们接下来去哪里? 哈利的学校? Okay, where are we going next? Harry's school?
他可以从这里走过去的. Oh, he can walk from here.
20个街区远呢! It's 20 blocks!
多呼吸一些新鲜空气对你有好处. Fresh air will do you good.
要是碰到那些小混混怎么办? What about bullies?
跑快一点喽. Run fast.
苔茜, 把他送过去并不是件麻烦事. Tess, look, really, it's no trouble to drive him.
随便啦. Whatever.
** I fell out of the wrong side of the bed **
** And landed in the worst mood **
嘿, 我把"麻疹"给你带来了. Hey, I've got The Hives for you.
你说什么? I beg your pardon?
-CD. -哦, 你指这个. -The CD. -Oh, yeah, that.
他们下周会来这里. They're coming to town next week.
-我想是不是... -想法不错. -I was wondering if... -That's a nice thought.
我相信你去剪剪头发 之后会更像样子. I'm sure with a haircut you'd look presentable.
可我得专心学习, But I need to focus on my schoolwork,
而且说实话, 对我来说, 你太老了. and truth be told, you're way too old for me.
但无论如何, 谢谢你了, 杰森. But thanks anyway, Jason.
是杰克. It's Jake.
你好, 早上好. Hello. Good morning.
早上好. 嗨. Good morning. Hi.
你好. Hello.
史戴茜! 嗨, 你好吗? Stacey! Hi, how are you?
哦, 我很好. Oh, wonderful.
史戴茜, 你这是做什么? Stacey, what are you doing?
快跑. Run away.
-你还好吧, 安娜? -天啊! -Are you okay, Anna? -God!
史戴茜这么做, 太让我吃惊了. I am appalled Stacey would do something like that.
嗯, 大意外啊. Yeah, shocker.
我会给她妈妈打电话的. Oh, I am going to be calling her mother.
得了吧. 我们回头再收拾她. Forget about that. We'll get her later.
我们看见你了. We saw you.
-看见我什么了? -和杰克在一起啊. -Saw me what? -With Jake.
-给我们讲讲你们亲密的细节. -说什么呢? -Give us the dirty details. -Excuse me?
你有什么动作? Did you make a move?
-我会那样做吗? -你应该那样做的. -ls that something I would do? -It's something you should do.
不, 不. No, no, no.
我根本不相信这些 身体接触... I don't believe in physical contact
或者异性向吸的说法, 一点也不, 永远不. with the opposite sex at all, ever.
不信. Nothing.
你们如果以我为榜样的话, 一定会获益的. And you girls would do well to follow my example.
嗯. Well.
-哇哦, 哇哦! -怎么了? -Whoa, whoa! -What?
我嘴上长泡了. Cold sore, cold sore.
-哪里? -我觉得正从这里冒出来. -Where? -I feel it coming on there.
-好大一个. -我不管. -Big oozer. -I don't care.
我心里有你的, 真的. I'm thinking of you, really.
你. You.
好吧, 好吧. Okay. Okay.
我猜是件好事. Good thing, I guess.
你要我接你回去, 还是你自己开沃尔沃回去? You need a ride home, or are you gonna pick up the Volvo?
我肯定会开沃尔沃回去. Oh, I will most definitely be picking up the Volvo.
** Hey **
** Uh-uh huh **
** What I like about you **
** You really know how to dance **
** When you go up, down, jump around **
** Talk about true romance **
** Yeah **
** Keep on whispering in my ear **
** Tell me all the things that I wanna hear **
** 'Cause it's true **
** That's what I like about you **
** Uh-uh huh **
Ow!
** Keep on whispering in my ear **
** Tell me all the things that I wanna hear **
** 'Cause it's true **
** That's what I like about you **
嘿, 你好吗? Hey. How's it going?
啊? 什么? Uh! What?
这里是可尔曼医生办公室. Dr. Coleman's office.
嗨, 可尔曼医生, 这里是丹医生的办公室. Hi. This is Dr. Dunn's office.
我是来确认一下, 你会不会准时来拔牙? I am calling to confirm your root canal appointment.
拔牙? Root canal?
这不公平! 那不是我的牙. That's not fair! They're not my teeth.
好的, 那我... Okay, I'm not sure...
不行. 帮我废掉这次预约. No. No, I'm cutting the dentist.
-你是说取消? -是的, 取消. -You mean you're canceling? -Yeah, cancel.
还能让我去挨上这么一下子吗? 得了吧? Like I'm going to take that bullet. Please!
埃文. Evan.
不, 我是波力斯. No. Boris.
第27行. Line 27.
-谢谢. -给. -Thanks. -There you go.
哇哦, 她简直是瞎了. Whoa! She's blind!
哦, 太糟糕了. Oh, this sucks.
你不接电话吗? Wanna get that?
不接. 我再也不接了. No way. I'm not answering that thing again.
很高兴见到你. Good to see you.
好的. Okay.
你在这. You're here.
哦. 是的, 我在这, 你也在这. Oh. Yeah, I'm here, and you're here.
你看起来很棒. You look fantastic.
为什么? 你取消了我们的治疗吗? Why? Are you canceling the session?
不是的, 凯文. No, Kevin.
是埃文. Evan!
埃文. 埃文. Evan. Evan.
那我们进去开始吧? So, shall we go in here and do it?
你不接电话吗? Are you gonna get that?
不接. No.
这么说, 你是不接电话了. Oh, so you don't answer your phone.
我都说了, 你蜜月的时候, 我没法给你打电话. I told you I wouldn't be able to call you on your honeymoon,
可你对我撒谎了. but you lied to me.
你这个骗子. You're a liar!
我接还不行. I'll get it.
喂. Yo.
什么? What?
一万块, 干什么用的? $10,000? For what?
比目鱼! 哦! Halibut! Ew!
你这算是什么晚宴承办人! What kind of caterer are you?
太恶心了. It's disgusting.
我可不付钱. Well, I'm not gonna pay for it.
随便你, 你还是给我消失吧. 我才不在乎呢. Okay, fine. Don't show up. See if I care.
没错, 订单取消了. Yeah, I'm canceling.
你也一样, 伙计. Yeah, well, same to you, dude.
那么, 埃森. So, Ethan.
埃文! Evan!
埃文, 我当然知道. Evan. I knew that.
贝茨, 我以前在哪里见过他. 到底是在哪里? Bates. I've seen him before. Where have I seen him before?
每天在他的刑房里吧? Like, every day in this torture chamber.
你和你老妈谈了吗? So, did you talk to your mom?
今天, 我们来作个小测验. Today is a lovely day for a pop quiz.
我想大家一定读完了 "哈姆雷特"这本书了吧? All of you should have finished reading "Hamlet" by now.
我会问你们每人一个问题. I'm going to ask each one of you one question,
根据你们的回答来打分. and you will be graded according to your answer.
谢天谢地是"哈姆雷特". 在高中时我演过这出戏... Oh, thank God it's "Hamlet." I was in that play in high --
我只是知道这出戏. I just know the play.
你以为那就能帮到你吗? Like that'll help you.
沃特斯先生, 请你来描述一下哈姆雷特这个人物. Mr. Waters, describe the character of Hamlet.
哈姆雷特... Hamlet.
他是个出名的戏剧人物. He's, uh... he's one of the big characters.
我是说, 他可是哈姆雷特. I mean, he's Hamlet.
他整天四处游荡, 无所适从. He's just bopping around, doesn't know which way's up.
这家伙活的毫无头绪. I don't think the guy's got a clue.
你是说, 他这个人... You mean to say that he is a man...
是的. Yeah.
他没有一个准确...主... Who couldn't make up his...
-主意. -主意. -mind. -Mind.
正确. Exactly.
答的很好. Very good.
太好了. All right.
-"B." -好的. -"B." -Yeah.
可尔曼小姐. Ms. Coleman.
在, 贝茨先生? Yes, Mr. Bates?
这本书里的主要矛盾是什么? What are the central conflicts in "Hamlet"?
当然是政治冲突. Well, political, of course,
因为克劳斯亚斯撺掇了他父亲的权位, because Claudius usurped his father's throne.
然后是恋母情节, 原自他与他母亲之间 潜在的感情. Oedipal, because of the undercurrents with his mother.
然后是那个人们一直争辩不休的 关于精神错乱的问题. Then there is the timeless question of insanity.
他真的看见了他父亲的鬼魂, 还是他已经疯了? Is he really seeing his father's ghost, or is he simply mad?
你回答的过于繁琐了. That is seriously overreaching.
不及格. "F '."
-不及格? -不及格. -"F"? -"F '."
佛朗利先生, 谁是佛体布拉斯? Mr. Franelli, who is Fortinbras?
我开始读你的新书. I started reading your new book,
它让我感到很沮丧. and it just makes me feel really depressed.
对那你有什么感想? And how do you feel about that?
沮丧. Depressed.
对那你有什么感想? And how do you feel about that?
她和她最好的朋友已经互不理睬了, 医生. She and her best friend aren't speaking, Doctor.
在她的日记里, 她不断的提到这个男孩. And in her diary, she keeps mentioning this boy.
对那你有什么感想? How do you feel about that?
我很担心. Well, I'm worried.
你看了她的日记? You read her diaries?
哦, 这太恶心了! Oh, that's gross!
这太糟糕了. 该发给你个"最差劲老妈奖". That's bad. "Bad Mom" award.
可我很担心, 医生, 我怕她可能会和这个男孩... But I'm concerned, Doctor, that she and this boy might be,
我是说, 你知道... I mean, you know.
等一下! 等一下! Stop! Stop!
她两之间什么也没有发生. Nothing is going on between her and this guy.
如果真的有什么, 她就不会写在日记里了. If there was, she wouldn't be writing about it.
她早就跑出去和他"实践"了. She'd be out there doing it.
她的好朋友之所以不再搭理她, Her best friend probably isn't talking to her
很可能是因为她也喜欢上了这个男孩子, because she probably likes this guy, too.
而且也许他曾经和她小小的调了一下情, And he probably flirted with her a little,
但他心里还是默默的喜欢着你的女儿. but he secretly likes your daughter.
他还没采取任何行动, 是因为他觉得那样就不够酷了. He hasn't made his move yet because that wouldn't be cool.
因此她的好友现在才变的像个疯子. So now her best friend is acting like some psycho freak.
明白了? Okay?
这很有趣. That's very interesting.
我从来没从这个角度思考过. I never would have thought about it that way.
酷. 那就到此为止吧. Cool. Guess we're done.
贝茨先生, 我能和你谈谈吗? Mr. Bates, may I please speak with you?
虽然谈什么都是于事无补, 但你想说就说吧. I think that would be fairly pointless, but go ahead.
你到底是如何突发奇想... By what stretch of the imagination...
我是说, 你为什么会给我个不及格? I mean, like, how could l, like, get an "F"?
我犯了什么错了? What mistakes did I make?
打分本身就是很主观的. Grading is subjective.
我的分析都够得上大学水平了. That was a college-level analysis.
你有资格作出这个评价吗? And you're qualified to make that assessment?
我当然有. I most certainly am.
套句哈姆雷特里的台词, "木已成舟"了. Well, in the words of Hamlet, "What's done is done."
那是"麦克白"里的台词! 你真是屁也不懂... That's "Macbeth," you know-nothing twit.
贝茨. 爱尔顿. 贝茨. Bates. Elton Bates.
是在格里菲斯高中. Griffith High School.
你怎么知道的? How do you know that?
你当时邀请我... 我是说我妈妈, 去参加毕业舞会. Well, you asked me, I mean, my mom to the prom,
但她拒绝了你. but she turned you down.
这格话题有点不合时宜. This is not an appropriate subject.
于是你现在就拿她的女儿来撒气, 对吗? You're taking it out on her daughter, aren't you?
我不知道你在说些什么. I don't know what you're talking about.
那只不过是次高中舞会而已. It was a high school dance.
你早该让这件事过去了, 伙计. You've got to let it go and move on, man.
如果你不这样做的话, 我想校方对于关于... And if you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear
你向一个无辜的女孩寻求报复的故事, 一定会很感兴趣. about your pathetic vendetta against an innocent student.
哦, 顺便说一句, 爱尔顿, Oh, and by the way, Elton,
她那时已经有男朋友了, 而你一直很古怪. she had a boyfriend, and you were weird.
刚才简直太精彩了, 你完全把他击垮了. That was amazing. You totally destroyed him.
我想爱尔顿.贝茨再也不会找我的麻烦了. I don't think Elton Bates will be giving me much trouble.
关于你老妈的那件事真是太奇怪了. That's so weird about your mom.
-哦, 对了, 她怎么说? -什么事? -Oh, yeah, what did she say? -About what?
-关于试听比赛啊? -哦, 她不同意. -About the audition. -Oh, right. She said no.
什么? What?
那可是她的彩排晚宴. Well, it is her rehearsal dinner.
你不觉得那更重要一些吗? Don't you think that's rather important, too?
那你告诉她了吗? And you told her?
告诉她这次的机会是千载难逢的? You told her this chance would never come again?
-她深表同情. -别和我们来这套了. -She sympathizes. -Don't give us this.
她毁了我们的生活. She is totally ruining our lives.
原来你是罪魁祸首. You're the culprit.
你老妈从来不关心我们的音乐. Yeah, your mom has never cared about our music.
从不关心? Never cared?
那你觉得那些吉他课的学费是谁付的? Who do you think paid for those guitar lessons?
有人对她说过一句谢谢吗? 没有, 我不这么认为. And did she ever hear a "thank you"? No.
得了吧, 这可是你自己说的啊. Come on, you said it yourself.
自从你妈和那个男人来往后, Your mom hasn't paid attention to you
她就再也不关心你了. since she started dating that guy.
那不是真的. That's not true.
你一直是这么说的. Well, you talk about it enough.
我说过吗? I do?
你今天到底怎么了? What is up with you today?
你好像变得对这个乐队漠不关心了一样. You act like you don't even care about this band.
听着, 姑娘们, ---伙计们, 只要不是明天晚上... Look, girls -- guys, if it were any other night.
随便你, 安娜. Whatever, Anna.
天啊. God.
-你去取了我的车! -是啊. -You picked up my car! -Yeah.
下车, 让我来开. Get out of the car. I'm driving.
哦, 天啊, 你把我弄成什么样了? Oh, my God. What have you done to me?
喜欢吗? Do you like it?
现在就给我下车! Get out of the car right now!
你有驾照吗? Do you have your permit?
没有. No.
我的头发, 全没了! My hair. It's gone!
你把我的耳朵怎么了? What have you done to my ear?
老妈, 耳钉而已. Mom, it's an earring!
马上把它摘下来. Take it out right now!
不要, 这样看着多酷. No. It looks cool.
别和我争这个. Don't start with me.
明天就把这些衣服退回去. Those clothes are going back tomorrow!
为什么? 大家都觉得这身衣服不错. 你看起来棒极了. Why? Everyone likes them. You look great.
我看起来就像史蒂薇妮克丝. I look like Stevie Nicks.
他是谁? Who's he?
-你这是干吗呢? -吃东西呢. -What are you doing with this? -I'm eating.
你不能吃这些快餐. You cannot eat fast food.
为什么不可以? Why not?
因为吃的人是你, Because it will go down your throat
可马上就变成我大腿上的坠肉了. and drop instantly to my thighs.
-哦, 得了吧. -看着点路. -Oh, come on. -Watch the road.
对啊, 也许这东西会让你胖的跟气球似的, Oh, this food may make you blow up like a balloon,
但完全不会影响到我. but it will do nothing whatsoever to me.
哦, 老妈! Oh, Mom!
哦, 天啊, 太好吃了. Oh, God, this is good.
老妈, 这不公平. Mom, that's not fair.
我八年来的第一根薯条. My first french fry in eight years.
我都能听到"哈利路亚"的赞美声了. I can hear the "Hallelujah Chorus."
看着路! Road!
哦, 嗨, 你们这么快就回来了. Oh, hi, hi. You back so soon.
你的新造型真性感, 可尔曼太太. Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman.
你看起来辣味十足. You look hot.
-2位用午餐吗? -不是的, 佩佩 . -Two for lunch? -No, Pei-Pei.
我们有点事想和你谈谈. We'd like to speak to you about something
我们觉得在你的餐馆里, 有些事情发生在了我们身上. we think happened to us at your restaurant.
-一些糟糕透顶的事情. -让我来处理这件事. -Something that sucks. -Let me handle this.
好吧. Okay.
当我们今早醒来的时候, 我们不在是我们自己了. When we woke up this morning, we weren't ourselves.
是的. Yeah.
哦, 妈妈! Oh. Mama!
嘿, 你给我回来! Hey, hey! You come back here.
你们好! Hello, hello.
你给她们吃那个幸运曲齐饼了吗? Did you give them the fortune cookie?
她说什么? What did she say?
哦, 她有点神经质. Oh. She's crazy.
怎么样? Well?
她不知道你们在说些什么. She don't know what you're talking about.
好吧, 还是来吃饭吧. Okay, let's have lunch. Let's eat.
你肯定知道我们在说些什么. You know exactly what we're talking about.
扁她! Let's hit her.
好吧, 好吧. Okay, okay.
这件事我解决不了, 只有靠你们自己来解决. I cannot fix it. Only you can fix it.
只有当好运成真的时候, 你们才能变回来了. 在那之前, 是不可能的. When the fortune come true, then you go back.
什么好运? What fortune?
它就藏在好运曲齐饼里. From the fortune cookie.
你们将在对方的身上找到答案. You find the answer in each other.
当好运成真的时候, 你们自然就变回来了, 懂了吗? When the fortune come true, then you go back, okay?
没什么大不了的. No big deal.
你是说我们还得这样糟糕下去吗? You mean, we're stuck in this suck-fest?
你就什么袖手旁观吗? You're not going to do anything?
这样吧, 我做你们的宴会承办人, 我给你们打个九折? How about 10% off catering?
不用了, 佩佩, 我告诉过你了, 我们已经请了承办人了. No, Pei-Pei, we have a caterer.
老妈, 其实有件事我忘了告诉你了. Actually, Mom, there's something I forgot to tell you.
漂亮, 做的好! 现在让我来怎么样? Okay, good idea, how about I do?
-那个"好运"是怎么说的? -我怎么会记得? -What did that fortune say? -Like I remember?
-我也不记得了. -哦, 烦死我了! -I don't remember, either. -Oh, I hate this!
我可不想15岁就嫁人啊! I don't wanna get married at 15!
那样甚至不合法! It's not even legal!
我想要会我的房间, 我的朋友. I want my room back. I want my friends.
我想随时吃到我想吃的东西. I want to eat whatever I want when I want.
老妈. Mommy.
我懂宝贝, 这是难熬的一天. I know, sweetie. It's a hard day.
我们会撑过来的. We'll get through it.
呼吸, 深呼吸. Breathe. Deep breath.
我们回家去找那个"好运". We'll go home and find the fortune.
[ Cellphone ringing, beeping ]
-让它别叫了! -哦, 我的电子记事本. -Make it stop! -Oh, my organizer.
这玩意闹了一天了. It's been going off all day.
家长会! Parent-teacher conference!
我忘的一干二净! I completely forgot!
你得在15分钟之内赶到哈利的学校去. You have to be at Harry's school in 15 minutes.
没门! 我讨厌老师! No! I hate teachers!
你必须去! 我要去你的学校. You have to go. I'll go to your school.
我会替你考试, 会万事大吉的. I'll take your exam, and everything will be okay.
好了, 出发. Okay, let's go.
老妈? Mom?
随便你啦. Yeah. Whatever.
可尔曼太太. Mrs. Coleman.
好吧, 我们开始吧. All right, let's do this thing.
好吧. Okay.
我该怎么评价哈利呢? Well, what can I say about Harry?
他是个乖乖仔. He is a sweet boy.
可他好像很怕那些小混混. But he's having a little trouble with bullies.
那又怎样? So?
现在是他的性格塑造时期. 孩子们要学会如何变得坚强. That's character-building. Kid needs to toughen up.
他是个胆小鬼. He's kind of a wimp.
就这些了吗? 我可以走了? So, that's it? I can go?
不, 还没完. No, not exactly.
哈利很聪明, Harry's very bright,
但他好像不太会运用自己的智慧, but he's having a problem applying himself,
特别是对于数学. particularly in Math.
那就让他留级吧. So, hold him back.
我是说, 反正他个子矮, I mean, he's short.
留一年也显不出来的, 你懂我的意思吧? He'll fit in, you know what I mean?
可是他的语文非常好. Well, you know, he's very good in English.
我布置了一篇作文, 让大家写一个自己最崇拜的人. I had the class write an essay on who they admire most,
他写的是他的姐姐, 写的非常好. and he wrote a wonderful paper about your daughter.
她跟你说什么了? So, what'd she say?
她给我看了你写的关于安娜的作文. She showed me the paper you wrote about Anna.
-你看见了? -嗯. -You saw that? -Mm-hmm.
你可别告诉她我喜欢她. Well, don't tell her I like her.
为什么不呢? Well, why not?
因为我和她打打闹闹的很有趣. Because we have too much fun fighting.
小子, 你比我想的可要古灵精怪多了. You know, kid, you are way more twisted than I thought.
干的漂亮! Good try!
-哦, 倒霉. -小衰孩儿! -Oh, man! -Loser!
祝你考试不及格 . Good luck flunking.
史戴茜, 我想和你谈谈. 来这边. Stacey, I want to talk to you. Come here.
我们怎么会变成这样? Why this falling out?
我们六年纪的时候, 可是最好的朋友啊. We were best friends in sixth grade.
我知道我后来专心与我的音乐, I know I got involved with my music,
你也在忙你的拉拉队的工作, and you became involved with your cheerleading,
可为什么我们非得吵得象第三次世界大战一样呢? but why does this have to be World War lll?
这么多年以来, All those years
我们结伴玩耍, 在对方家里留宿, of trick-or-treating and sleepovers.
你就一点也不记得了吗? 我可是记得清清楚楚. Don't you remember any of it? I know I do.
我的意思是, 对此你有何感想? I mean, how do you feel about that?
好了, 大家就座, 准备考试. All right, let's all take our seats for the test.
坐我旁边? Sit with me?
交流, 是成功的关键. Communication. That's all it takes.
嘿, 你们回来了. Hey, there you are.
哦! 又是你! Ooh! You again.
看看你啊. Look at you.
头型真好. Love the hair.
我给你带来了个惊喜, 你肯定会喜欢的. Got a surprise. You're gonna be happy with me.
我对此极度怀疑. I seriously doubt that.
这身衣服太性感了. Great dress. Sexy.
当心大脓包! Oozing sore!
我什么也没看见. I don't see anything.
小心弄花了我的化妆品, 都是高级货啊. Makeup! Great stuff!
嘿, 悠着点, 猛男. 留到蜜月再说吧. Hey, take it easy, stud. Save it for the honeymoon.
反正我们必须出发了. You know what? We have to go anyway.
不行, 我得去找我的"好运". Oh, no, I have to get that fortune thingy.
没时间了. 我的衣服都穿好了. No time. I've got my sweater on.
不, 不. 我必须 -- No, no. I have to --
我们必须出发了. 否则就赶不上我给你的惊喜了. We have to leave. We'll spoil the surprise.
-当心脚下. -好的. -Watch your step. -Okay.
-当心脚下. -好的. -Watch your step. -Okay!
-当心脚下. -好的. -Still got your eyes closed? -Yeah.
-眼睛还没睁开吧? -没.
好的, 放松. 睁开眼吧. All right, okay, relax. Open them.
你上了"杜蒂.罗伯森秀"了. You're on "The Dottie Robertson Show."
他们的嘉宾临时退出了. They had a last-second cancellation.
我就把你安排进来了. I got you on.
要谈论我的那本书吗? To talk about that book?
祝你好运! Break a leg.
我就不祝你什么了. I didn't want to say anything.
我们为你准备好了. We're ready for you now.
因为我知道你紧张, 但你会表现的很出色的. I know you get nervous, but you're gonna be great.
我想吐! I'm gonna barf!
看你的了! Go get 'em!
-当心脚下, 这边请. -我很抱歉. -Watch your step. This way. -I'm sorry.
-你们认错认了. -就坐这. -I'm not that person. -Right there.
好了. There you go. Oh, sorry.
化妆师马上就过来, 好吗? Now, makeup's gonna come to you, sweetie, okay?
这到底是什么东西? What is this thing?
"透过镜子, 看到什么老?" "Through the Looking Glass. Senescence."
哀老? 衰老? Se-nes-cence? Seeny-sincey?
到底是什么? What?
"阴影部分的面积总和... "The sum of the areas of the shaded regions
表示为'D', 则有: A选项, 'D' 平方乘以... in terms of 'D' is equal to A, 'D' squared times the sum
四分之"派"减去二分之"D"的差. of pi divided by four minus 'D' divided by two.
B选项, 'D'平方乘以... B, 'D' squared times the sum of pi cubed
"派"的立方除以"D"再减去2的差. divided by 'D' minus two."
到底"派"等于多少? 好像是三点几几? Now, what is pi again? Three-point-something?
这太荒谬了, 我从来没用过"派". Oh, this is ridiculous. I've never used pi.
安娜从来用不到"派"的. 到底为什么管它叫"派"? Anna's never gonna use pi! Why is it called pi anyway?
好吧, 集中精力. Okay, focus.
或者C选项, 'D' 立方减去"派"平方... Or "C, 'D' cubed minus the sum of pi squared.
喂! Psst!
布朗小姐, 她在抄我的卷子. Miss Brown, she's copying my test!
-嘿, 作弊鬼. -我没作弊. -Hey, cheater. -I did not cheat.
史戴茜.欣可豪斯陷害了我. That Stacey Hinkhouse is conniving.
作没作弊是你的问题. It's your business.
我没作弊. 你别冲着我傻笑. I did not cheat. Don't you smirk at me.
如果你是个大好人的话, If you're so perfect,
为什么你也总被关进禁闭室? why are you in detention all the time?
我不是被关在这, 我在这工作. I'm not in detention. I work here.
我来帮你完成你的考试, 怎么样? What would you say if I told you I could help finish your test?
真的? Really?
嗯. Yeah.
你要知道, 我的出版商认为并不是 所有的读者都知道... You know, my publisher doesn't think anybody's gonna know
"衰老"一词的意思. what the word "senescence" means.
你知道这个词吗? Do you know what it means?
不. 请你不要动. No. Please do sit still.
好吧. Okay.
好的, 他们把考卷都放在文件室. All right, they keep the tests in the file room.
我们就从这里穿过去吗? We're going through here?
他们早都筋疲力尽了, 不会注意到的. 相信我. They're so burned out they won't notice. Trust me.
好吧. 可尔曼. All right, all right, all right. Coleman.
安娜.可尔曼. Anna Coleman.
哦, 感谢上帝, 谢谢你. Oh, my gosh, thank you.
赶快完成你的试卷吧. Now hurry up and finish your test.
你真了不起, 杰克. You really are something, Jake.
我给你把风. I'll watch the door.
10秒钟后从广告切换到现场. Back from commercial in 10.
我很喜欢你的书. 我实际上真的读了这本书. Loved your book. I actually read this one.
起码我们两人中有一个读过了. That makes one of us.
准备, 3, 2... Ready and three, two.
欢迎大家回到现场. Hi. Welcome back.
今天我们请到现场的, 是苔茜.可尔曼医生. We're here with Dr. Tess Coleman,
她同时也是"透过镜子, 看到衰老"... author of "Through the Looking Glass,
一书的作者. Senescence in Retrograde."
那么医生, 跟大家谈谈你的新书吧. So, Doctor, tell us about your new book.
嗯. Well.
它是我写的. I wrote it.
是的, 当然是. Yes, you did.
还是跟我们谈谈, 是什么激起了你对... But tell us, what got you interested
这种体力上和精神上的衰竭的兴趣? in the physical and intellectual exhaustion
要知道这种衰竭, 一直困扰着我们中的那些... that seems to overcome those of us
早已青春不在的人们. who are, let's say, no longer 20.
衰老, 就是岁数大了的意思, Senescence, like senile!
是指老人! Old people!
懂了, 我终于懂了! Got it! Got it!
我们需要面对现实, 大部分时间, 我们都会感到疲惫不堪. And let's face it, we are tired much of the time.
所以我才会每天都离不开咖啡. That's why I've been craving caffeine all day.
我以为我离死不远了呢. I thought I was dying.
可你还没有回答那个最基本的问题呢. But you still haven't answered the fundamental question.
为什么我们会感觉这么疲惫呢? Why are we so tired?
我们当然会疲倦, Well, of course we're tired
这是因为我们的生活如此繁忙... because of our demanding and hectic...
你想知道为什么成人永远是那样的 疲惫不堪吗? Do you want to know why adults are so tired all the time?
因为他们总是被那些... Because they spend their time obsessing
愚蠢, 琐碎的甚至没有必要去作的小事所困扰. about these stupid, lame things they don't really have to do.
就像是做饭. Like cooking.
我是说, 你们难道不知道, 有种东西叫外卖的吗? I mean, have you never heard of takeout?
还有打扫卫生? And cleaning?
我们干脆别作, 然后就愣说作过了. Let's don't and say we did!
花费精力在孩子身上? 你知道吗? And quality time with your kids? You know what?
别在烦他们了! Quit bugging 'em!
让他们自由自在吧, 他们喜欢那样. Leave 'em alone! They like it!
我可不记得在你的书里读过这些啊. I don't remember reading any of this in your book.
这就叫做读书不能读表面, 要体会书中的深层含义. Hello? It's called reading between the lines!
哦, 天啊. Oh, my God.
怎么了? What?
那是我老妈. That's my mom.
你们应该尝试着去听一下摇滚乐, Try listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
例如"葡萄酒"乐队, "饲者"乐队. The Vines, The Breeders.
如果你觉得你听的热血彭湃的话, And if you're excited about something,
为什么还要刻意的压抑着自己呢? why do you have to hold it in all the time?
你应该做的是尖叫. You know, just scream about it!
好吧, 大家和我一起做. Okay, do this with me.
设想一下, 有个帅哥要约你出去. Let's just say this cute guy asks you out.
我们要怎样做? 哇哦! What are you gonna do? Whoo!
哇哦! Whoo!
那样太可悲了. That was pathetic!
你们这样克制自己的情绪, 当然会变老了! You keep all that bottled up, no wonder you're getting old!
我是说真的! 这可真是一个大帅哥! I'm serious! This guy's hot!
你们要怎样做? What are you gonna do?
天啊, 你老妈太酷了. God, your mom's cool.
大声点, 我听不到! I can't hear you!
哇哦! Whoo!
哦, 她死定了, 死无全尸. Oh, she is dead. Worse than dead.
明年一年... She will spend the next year
我要封杀她所有的电话, 约会和摇滚乐. in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence.
我得回家了. I've gotta get home.
# I never knew girls existed like you # ** I never knew girls existed like you **
** She is beautiful, she is beautiful **
** The girl is beautiful **
你能让我搭个顺风车吗? Listen, I need you to give me a ride.
我还以为你老妈不让你做摩托呢. I thought your mom didn't want you on a bike.
你太听话了, 小子. You're a little too virtuous, kid.
我还要打份工, 我已经晚了. You know what? I'm late for my second job.
就让我搭个车吧. Just give me the ride.
我想我妈妈会理解的. I know my mother will understand.
我老实跟你说吧. I'm gonna be honest with you.
你跟我想象中的完全不一样. You seem really different than the person I thought you were.
我看到你对史戴茜的考卷做了手脚. I saw what you did to Stacey's test.
我想你是对的. I think you're right.
对我来说你太年轻了. You're too young for me.
我也不知道我为什么会那样做. But I don't know why I did that.
老实说, 那一点也不像我自己. It's really not like me. Honestly.
祝你好运, 安娜. Good luck, Anna.
得了吧, 他们会让她补考的. Come on! They'll let her retake the test!
哦!!! Ohh!
这是头一次苔茜的工作没让我打瞌睡的. That's the first time Tessie's work hasn't put me to sleep.
说不定我还会去读读她的书呢. I might even read one of those books.
嗨, 可尔曼医生出来了吗? Hey, is Dr. Coleman coming out soon?
10分钟前杜蒂陪她从这里出去了. Dottie had her escorted from the building 10 minutes ago.
可她真的太棒了, 不是吗? But she rocks, doesn't she?
看啊, 她在我的屁股上签名了! Look, she signed my butt!
-哇哦! -太好了! -Whoo! -Yeah!
请给我一杯加巧克力和糖的牛奶咖啡. Can I have a quad-choc-caramel latte?
可尔曼太太? Mrs. Coleman?
杰克! 你在这做什么? Jake! What are you doing here?
我在这工作. 我看了你的节目了. I work here. Hey, I caught the show.
你真是棒极了. Man, you sure were great.
谢谢 Thanks.
今天安娜怎么样? How was Anna today?
我是说, 她对你还好吧? I mean, was she nice to you?
她有些让人不安. She was stressing a little,
可是学校里的生活就是这样的. but you know how it is with school.
好的, 如果她表现不好的话, 我会惩罚她的. Okay, 'cause if she wasn't, I'd have to punish her.
你惩罚她? You punish her?
那些听"葡萄酒"的摇滚乐的妈妈 是不会惩罚任何人的. No mom who listens to The Vines would punish anybody.
-你也喜欢"葡萄酒"乐队? -我有他们的盗版唱片. -You like The Vines? -I got the bootlegs!
瞎说! Shut up!
哇哦! 哇哦! Whoo! Whoo!
哇哦! 哇哦!
哦, 安娜宝贝, 你回来了. Oh, Anna Banana, it's you.
-我老妈呢? -她在演播室把我们甩了. -Where's Mom? -She ditched us at the studio.
哈利, 马上给我从桌子上下来! Harry, get down from the table this instant!
我在学我老妈. 你今天真应该看看她的节目. I'm imitating Mom. You should've seen her today!
她太酷了! She was so cool!
哇哦! 哇哦! Whoo! Whoo!
"雷蒙尼斯"? Ramones?
我喜欢他们. Love.
"白条子"? White Stripes?
受不了他们. Can't stand 'em.
我也是. 我是说, 他们的贝斯手太差劲了. I know! Me neither. I mean, get a bass player.
# My loneliness is killing me # ** My loneliness is killing me **
我喜欢这首歌. I love this song.
我喜欢听这首"宝贝, 再给我多一次", 你是不是觉得我很逊? Am I so lame that I would love "Baby, One More Time"?
不会, 这歌很经典. No, this cover's a classic.
# 当你不在身边, 我心乱如麻 # ** When I'm not with you I lose my mind **
# 给我一点暗示 # ** Give me a sign **
# 来吧, 宝贝, 再给我多一次 # ** Hit me, baby, one more time **
** Oh, baby, baby **
** How was I supposed to know? **
** Oh, pretty baby **
** I shouldn't have let you go **
我得走了. I gotta go.
怎么了? 别走. What? Don't go.
不行, 我还得去参加婚礼彩排. No, no. I have a wedding rehearsal.
谁的婚礼? Okay, whose?
我的. Mine.
你说真的? Are you serious?
我也希望我不是. I wish I wasn't.
你不是真的要结婚了吧? You're not really getting married, are you?
我刚才过的很愉快, 我会一辈子记住那一刻的. This was so fun, and I'm gonna remember it forever.
-但你不能... -杰克... -Okay, but you can't -- -Jake...
我不知道这到底是怎么一回事. Look, I don't know what's going on.
我现在一头雾水. I don't know what this whole thing is.
但我觉得我们早就认识了. I feel like I know you.
我真的要走了, 我... I have to go. Really, I just...
求你了. Please. Just please.
让我送你去吧. Let me at least give you a ride.
好的. Okay.
找到了, 你个害人精. Here you are, you little monster.
好了. Okay.
** I see trees of green **
** Red roses, too **
** I see them bloom **
苔茜. Tess!
# For me and you # ** For me and you **
苔茜! T ess!
** And I say to myself **
苔茜! Tess!
** What a wonderful world **
你去哪里了? Where have you been?
你半个小时之前就应该开始梳妆打扮了. You needed to be dressed a half hour ago!
告诉我你去哪里了, 小姑娘! You tell me where you've been, young lady!
小姑娘? Young lady?
我们在玩角色扮演. 都是她的主意. Role-playing! Her idea.
一种新的治理方法, 可以互相交换观点. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.
如果我和哈利交换的话, 要不要在我的头上也套上条内裤? If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?
地震了! 救命啊! Earthquake! Save me!
给我回来, 臭小子. Get back here, you little.
我要从哪里说起呢? Where do I even begin?
是那个几乎谋杀了我的职业生涯的电视节目, Could it be your career-killing TV appearance,
还是你滥用我的汽车和钱包, your nonstop partying with my car and wallet,
还是你给我设计的妓女造型呢? or, perhaps, my body's makeover from hell?
你有在听我说话吗? Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
当然. Yes.
把那个廉价耳钉给我摘下来. And get that cheap stud out of my ear.
老妈, 他简直太棒了. Mom, he is so awesome.
-谁? 杰克. -Who? -Jake.
求你了, 老妈, 让我和他约会吧, 求你了. Please, Mommy, can l go out with him? Please?
不能用莱恩的未婚妻的身体去约会, 不可以! Not in Ryan's fiancee's body, you can't.
那在莱恩的未婚妻的身体了, 我应该做些什么呢? What am I supposed to do in Ryan's fiancee's body?
参加今晚的宴会? 装作是你? Go to this thing tonight? Be you?
今天是这样, 那明天呢, 老妈? That's today. What about tomorrow, Mom?
我真的不想嫁人. I really don't want to get married.
我想对于我要结婚这件事, I don't think you're thrilled
你也不是那么高兴. about me getting married either, Anna.
为什么? Why?
为什么我们不能好好谈谈这件事呢? Why can't we talk about this?
你到底不喜欢莱恩那一点? What is it about Ryan you don't like?
他挺好的. He's fine.
但他不是你的父亲. But he's not your father.
老妈, 我现在不想谈这个. Mom, look, I don't wanna talk about this now.
我们没有时间可以谈论这个了. 求你了, 告诉我. Time's running out to talk about it. Please, tell me.
老妈, 去做你想做的事情吧. Mom, do what you want.
去嫁给这个家伙吧. 别让我嫁给他就行. Marry the dude. Just don't make me do it.
苔茜? Tess?
私人空间是一种特别待遇. Privacy's a privilege, Anna.
苔茜? Tess?
快去. Go.
哥们, 啥事? Yo, sup?
我不是那种爱瞎打听的人. I'm not really a prying kind of guy,
但我很想知道, but I was wondering what you were doing
在我们的新婚前夜, on the eve of our wedding
你为什么会和别的男人, 坐在一辆黑色哈雷摩托上? straddling some guy on the back of a big, black Harley.
你别土了, 那可是辆杜卡迪. Hello? It was a Ducati.
苔茜, 有什么你想要对我说的吗? Is there something you'd like to tell me?
关于你作出的越轨的事情? Some fantasy you're trying to get out of your system?
因为我现在就想要知道. Because I'd like to know about it now.
我只是搭个顺风车. I just needed a ride.
我跟他不是很熟. I didn't really even know the guy.
我不知道 -- I didn't know what --
他是我的朋友, 莱恩. He's a friend of mine, Ryan.
他喜欢我. He likes me.
我老妈不同意我和他约会. And my mom wouldn't let me go out with him,
所以我才求老妈帮我去 摸摸他的底. so I just had to beg her to check him out for me.
她帮我去做了. And she did.
她也发现了, And she actually came to find
他是个很不错的年轻人. that he's a very together young man.
并且, 她同意了. And she approves.
真的? Really?
真的. Really.
漂亮! Snap!
哦. Uh-huh.
让我们去做正经事吧. So, let's do this thingy!
-你是指我们的婚礼彩排? -嗯, 随便啦. -You mean our wedding rehearsal? -Yeah, whatever.
# 告诉我你心中的方式 # ** Show me how you want it to be **
# 讲给我听, 宝贝 # ** Tell me, baby **
#我一定要知道, 因为 # ** 'Cause I need to know now, oh, because **
# 我的寂寞折磨着我 # ** My loneliness is killing me **
# 而我 # ** And I **
#我必须承认, 我仍相信 # ** I must confess I still believe **
# 我仍相信 # ** Still believe **
借光. Excuse me.
#当你不在身边, 我心乱如麻 # ** If I'm not with you, I lose my mind **
# 给我一点暗示# ** Give me a sign **
# 来吧, 宝贝, 再...# 哦! ** Hit me, baby ** Ooh!
你在干什么呢? What are you doing?
撞的漂亮! Shotgun!
我要和你老妈谈一谈. I want to talk to your mom.
-你疯了吗? -我知道我疯了. -Are you insane? -I know I am.
你到底在想什么? What are you thinking?
你怎么能想象和我妈这样年纪的人在一起? How can you entertain ideas about you and a woman her age?
你说什么呢? 她看起来棒极了. What are you talking about? She looks great.
真的? 哇哦. Really? Wow.
不可以! 你必须马上消失. No! You have to disappear!
我知道这样有点不太寻常. I know it's unconventional, okay?
我也知道我们不会有结果的. 我也不傻. And I know nothing can happen. I'm not stupid.
我只是想了解她多一点. I just want to know her.
我想和她谈谈. I want to talk to her.
不许你靠近我妈和她的未婚夫. Do not come near my mother or her fiance!
你听懂了吗? Do you understand?
我不懂. I don't understand anything.
看在上帝的份上, 去找个和你年龄相仿的吧. For God's sake, you really need to find someone your own age.
安娜, 你很漂亮, 真的. 可你代替不了她. Anna, you're beautiful, okay? But you're not her.
够了! 答应我别再去烦我妈妈. Stop it! Promise you'll leave my mother alone.
安娜宝贝. Anna Banana!
告诉你一件事. I'll give you one thing.
告诉你一件事. He definitely likes you for your mind.
她喜欢的绝对是你的头脑.
快点, 快点! Come on! Come on!
好了, 动手吧. All right, let's do this.
哦, 酒来了. Oh, well, there we go.
我来一杯吧. Oh, I'll have one.
-你干什么呢? -没什么. 东西你带来了吗? -What are you doing? -Nothing. Did you bring it?
带来了. 你能离开一下吗? Right here. Can you get away?
求之不得. Well, I'd love to.
只不过我正在和一群... It's just that I'm meeting thousands
千年老怪聊天呢. of 100-year-old people.
那是莱恩的父母. 嗨. Those are Ryan's parents. Hi.
-随你说, 他们依旧这么老. -莱恩. -Doesn't make them any less old. -Ryan.
我能占用我妈妈一小会儿吗? Do you think I could borrow my mother for just one minute?
当然 Sure.
哦! Ow!
好了, 这里面一定有某些线索. Okay, there's gotta be some clue here.
"一段旅程即将开始, "A journey soon begins,
奖品深藏在对方的眼底" its prize reflected in another's eyes."
好了, 这里提到了交换. Okay, that was the switch.
哦, 让我看看. Oh, let me see.
等等, 等等. Okay, blah, blah.
"无私之爱即可另你寻回自我." "Lack, then selfless love will change you back."
太好了. 这就是说, 我们只能一直困在对方身体里了. So that means we're stuck like this forever.
现在不是你发表你的消极论的时候. Now is not a moment for your negativity.
让我们试着变得无私一些. Let's try to be selfless.
给我你的手. Give me your hands.
我现在很无私, 你是不是也一样呢? I'm being selfless. Are you being selfless?
是的, 我也很无私. Yeah, I'm being selfless.
那就是说你做的还不够好. 因为我们还在原处. You're not doing a good job. We're still here.
那就把错误都怨在我头上? Oh, right. So now it's my fault.
为什么所有的事情都是 -- 那是杰克! Why is everything always -- It's Jake!
他一定是跟踪我们来的. 老妈, 我们怎么办? He must've followed us. Mom, what're we gonna do?
老妈? Mom?
老妈! Mom!
嘘! 别叫. Shh! Shh! Don't scream.
听我们说. Just listen to us.
这里离"蓝房子"只有半个街区远. We are half a block from the House of Blues.
告诉他们你要去洗手间, 然后我们上台演奏, Tell 'em you're going to the bathroom, do the song,
在他们察觉之前, 你就回来了. you'll be back before they know you've gone.
我想试着弹你那段独奏, 但我弹的太糟糕了. I tried to learn your solo, and I suck.
两支乐队已经被淘汰了. Two bands have gone, and they both blew.
如果你能来, 我们就有机会了. We might have a chance if you come.
我说我不能去, 你们怎么就不明白呢. When I say I can't, you don't know the half of it.
别逼我们. Don't make me do this.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
要让莱恩看见你, 一切就都毁了. If Ryan sees you here, it will blow everything.
我知道. 我很抱歉. I know. I'm sorry.
只是当我凝视着你的双眼的时候 -- It's just, when I look into your eyes --
别说了! Stop it!
杰克, 相信我, 你喜欢的不是我, 是安娜. Jake, believe me, it is not me you like, it's Anna.
不是, 你比她更有激情, 更懂音乐. No, you're the exciting one. The musical one.
其实是我跟她学的. Actually, I learned it from her.
我五音不全. I'm tone-deaf.
-苔茜? -嘘, 别动. -Tess? -Shh. Don't move.
苔茜? Tess?
哦, 找到了. Oh, found it!
-找到什么了? -我的耳环. -Found what? -My earring.
我还以为丢了呢. I thought I lost it.
安娜的朋友试图混进来. Anna's friends decided to crash.
你们这些家伙! You guys!
你知道这是怎么回事吗? You know anything about this?
我想她们是想拉安娜去... Well, I think they're trying to get Anna to go to an audition
参加今晚的试听比赛, 但我拒绝了. which had to be tonight, but I said no.
她得留在这里. She had to stay here.
- 你开玩笑吧? -事实就是这样的. -You're kidding. -No, that's how it went down.
我知道这对你来说无足轻重. I know it's not important to you
她只不过是那个不怎么样的 乐队里的一员. and that she's just a girl in a stupid band.
听我说, 可尔曼医生, 还有这位伙计, 我非常抱歉, Look, Dr. Coleman, dude, I'm really sorry,
但我们可以借用安娜20分钟吗? but couldn't we borrow Anna for 20 minutes?
除此之外, 我们再也没有别的要求了. We'd never ask you, or anybody for anything ever again.
你俩太让我吃惊了. 我已经明确表示了... I am appalled at you two. I clearly said --
去吧. Go.
什么? What?
去吧. Go.
莱恩. Ryan.
还站在这里干什么? 马上走. What are you still doing here? Go! Right now!
太谢谢了. Thank you so much!
我早跟你说了, 他不会毁了你的生活的. I told you he wouldn't totally ruin your life!
"伙计"先生, 你太棒了! Mister Dude, you rock!
谢谢, 米驰. Thanks, Mitch.
你疯了吗? Are you mad?
不是. No.
你现在不想结婚了吗? Do you, like, not want to get married now?
不是. No.
不, 我不想了, 因为你试图让我扮演这样一个角色. No, I don't, not if you're gonna put me in this role.
什么角色? What role?
一个不体谅孩子的继父, The role of insensitive stepfather
对孩子漠不关心, 觉得她们的乐队一无是处, who couldn't care less or thinks it's a stupid band,
或者是你刚才的谬论中的任何一种行为. or any of the preposterous things you just said.
你怎么能说我一点都不关心呢? 我不是那样的人. How can you say I don't care? I'm not that guy.
如果你是这样看待我的, 那我们不可能在一起了. If that's who you think I am, this is never gonna work.
当我爱上你的时候, 我知道你还带着孩子, When I fell in love with you, I knew you came with a family,
我非常敬重你这一点. and I respect the hell out of that.
你处处为孩子着想. You've always put the kids first.
事情就应如此, 我很喜欢. That's exactly how it should be. That's how I want it.
我从来没有给过安娜什么压力, I never pushed Anna because I want her to like me
因为我希望她能出于自己的意愿 喜欢上我. on her own terms, in her own way.
哇哦. Wow.
那太酷了. That's very cool.
是的. Yeah.
你还在这干什么? Now, what are you still doing here?
什么意思? What do you mean?
你应该去她那里. You should be over there.
那才是你应该去的地方, 给她加油. That's where you ought to be. Cheering her on.
我也希望你能去那里. That's where I want you to be.
快去吧. Go on. Go.
这里我能应付20分钟的. I can hold down the fort here for 20 minutes.
替我祝她好运. Wish her luck for me.
好的. Okay.
哇哦, 等一下. Whoa, hold it.
哦, 你不是认真的吧. 别! Oh, you're not serious. No!
好吧, 我第一次有了自己的身份证. Okay, great. I've got l.D. for once.
谢谢 Thanks.
人真多啊. So, it's a good crowd out there.
安娜, 你干吗呢? 哪里不对劲吗? Anna, what are you doing? What's wrong?
我办不到. I can't do this.
你什么时候也会紧张了? Since when do you get nervous?
不, 我真的不行. No, I really can't.
别这样, 你是我认识的人里, 弹的最好的. Come on, you rock harder than anyone I know.
可今晚我确实不行了, 姑娘们. Well, the rocking may be in short supply tonight, girls.
-你是什么意思? -我都不是我自己了. -What do you mean? -I'm just not myself.
安娜, 我知道你紧张. Anna, I know you're stressing.
我们都紧张. 我也知道结果可能会不尽人意, We all are, and I know that maybe it won't be brilliant,
但我们可以原谅彼此的. but we'll forgive each other.
我们会在以后找个时间 自嘲一下的. We'll find some way to laugh about it.
可现在, 我真的希望我们能 抓住这次机会, 行吗? Right now, I just really want us to take this shot, okay?
即使演砸了, 我们依然爱你. We'll still love you, even if it blows.
是的. Yeah.
好吧, 我尽力. Okay, okay, okay, I'll try.
我是说, 能有多难? I mean, how hard can it be?
那你别忘了, So don't forget
别忘了我们在第一章把和弦从... we changed the chord progression in the first verse
C-C-D 变为了 C-D-C. from C-C-D to C-D-C.
你们按照谱子弹? You play notes?
我以为我们只是随意"摇滚"一下呢! I mean, I just thought we could play in the key of "rock"!
好吧. 让我们来弄弄你的头发. Yeah, okay. Let's fix your hair.
干吗弄个发髻? Yeah, what's with the bun?
可尔曼太太! Mrs. Coleman!
杰克, 停手吧! Jake, stop!
我懂了, 你已经离开他了. You're running away from him.
杰克, 如果你喜欢我的话, 就别来烦我了. Jake, if you like me at all, you will just leave me alone.
好的, 但是 -- Yeah, but --
求你了, 走开! Please, no!
女士们先生们, 请大家热烈欢迎... Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage
参加洛杉矶"旺格.探戈"试听比赛的下一组... the next act in the KllSFM Wango Tango auditions,
乐队, "粉红内衣" from right here in Los Angeles, let's give it up for Pink Slip!
** Yeah **
** Get up, get out **
Do something!
做点什么啊! ** Move on, move on **
** You're right, it's all the same with you **
** I'm too thin, too fat, you ask why? **
** So why? So why? So why? So why? **
** On and on and on... **
** On and on and on and on **
** Don't want to grow up, I want to get out **
** Hey, take me away **
** I want to shout out, take me away **
** Away, away, away **
** Away **
** Round and round, here we go again **
** Same old start, same old end **
** Turn my head, I turn back again **
-你干什么呢? -我做不来. 我怕死了. -What are you doing? -I can't do this!
没问题的, 我会拔掉插销的. No, it's okay. I unplugged you.
你就上台装一下就好了. Just fake it.
我连装都不会装. I don't even know how to do that.
别跟我说你从来没看过摇滚音乐会. You can't tell me you never went to a rock concert.
-就看过一次滚石乐队的. -太好了. -I saw the Stones once. -Great!
你就去模仿一下基斯就行了. Just go out and act like Keith!
基斯, 对, 好. Keith, right, yeah.
基斯.理查德, 老妈! Richards, Mom!
我当然知道. I knew that.
像基斯一样表演! Just go act like Keith.
像基斯一样表演. 不是学他的行为吧? Act like Keith. Not the behavior?
不是, 就学他的演奏! No, just the playing!
快出去, 你的独奏就到了. Now get out there! Your solo's coming!
** Don't want to grow up, I want to get out **
** Hey, take me away **
** I want to shout out, take me away **
** Away, away, away **
** Away **
** Don't want to grow up, I want to get out **
** Hey, take me away **
** I want to shout out, take me away **
** Away, away, away, away **
哇哦. Whoo!
安娜, 你太棒了. Anna, you rock!
** Round and round, here we go again **
** Same old story, same old end **
** Turn my head, I turn back again **
** Same old stuff never ends **
虽然现在还为时过早, 但我觉得你们一定入选了. It's early, but I think you are definitely in.
太好了! All right!
-我们入选了? -是的. -Are we in? -Yes!
哦, 这太可怕了. 我从不知道这需要这么大的... Oh, it was terrifying. I had no idea what it takes.
-勇气. -谢谢. -The guts. -Thanks.
你的音乐太激动人心了. It's exciting. Your music.
-不是噪音吗? -绝对不是. -It's not noise? -Most definitely not noise.
哦, 天啊! 莱恩! Oh, my God! Ryan!
安娜? Anna?
我的第一次婚礼也是这样. My first wedding went like this, you know.
我的第一次婚礼也是这样.
-什么样? -她和花匠跑了. -Like what? -She ran away with the florist.
这次简直一模一样. Whole thing went right down the tubes.
别逼我揍你. Don't make me hurt you.
她来了. There she is.
看啊. Look, look, look.
老妈, 怎么了? Mom, what's wrong?
我得让你为我做点事. I have to ask you to do something for me.
当然了, 你刚刚为我做了这么多, 你说什么都可以. Sure, whatever. After what you just did for me, anything.
这件事必须在祝酒词之前完成. It needs to happen before the toasts and speeches.
好的. Okay.
很明显, 我们今晚之前没法交换回来了. Clearly, we're not switching back tonight.
我要你帮我告诉莱恩, 你要推迟婚礼. I need you to tell Ryan you need to postpone the wedding.
什么? What?
听我说, 我知道对这一切你还没有准备好. No, listen, I can see you're not ready for this.
我可以等. And I can wait.
我猜我以前是太幸福了, I guess I was so happy,
而忘记了替你和哈利考虑. I wasn't thinking about what's best for you and Harry.
可是, 老妈, But, Mom.
如果他像我想象中那样爱我的话, 他也会愿意等待的. If he loves me like I think he does, he'll wait, too.
他会懂的. He'll understand.
他会欣然接受的. He'll be very sweet and gracious about it.
可是求你了, But please.
让他知道我爱他. Just please let him know that I love him.
尽量表达的完美一些. And be as kind as you possibly can for me.
好的老妈. Okay, Mom.
我知道该怎么说. I know exactly what to say.
我马上就没事了. I'll be along in a minute.
你该坐下. You should sit down.
嗨. Hi.
我想我该开始祝酒词了. I guess I'm gonna start the toasts.
三年前, So, three years ago,
我们家发生了一件很不幸的事, we had a really bad thing happen in our family.
我的丈夫, 孩子们的父亲, 去世了. We lost a father and a husband,
我觉得我们今生今世无法从 这件事的阴影里走出来. and I didn't think we'd ever be able to get over it.
可是后来... But then...
我身旁的这位先生, 走入了我的生活. This guy next to me came into the picture.
大家都看的出, 我又回复到了原来的那个开朗的我. And everybody could see I was happy again.
我又开始在洗澡的时候歌唱了. I was singing in the shower again.
随便唱的不好. Not well, I might add.
但我还是为我的孩子们, 安娜和哈利担心. But I was still really worried about my kids, Anna and Harry.
不知他们是否能够这个男人加入我们的家庭. Whether they'd be able to accept a new man in their life.
现在, 我终于知道了安娜的感受. And now I know how Anna feels.
她觉得... And what she feels is that...
没人能取代她的父亲在她心中的地位... No one could ever take the place of her dad...
因为他的确是一个伟大的父亲. Because he was a really great dad.
但是其他人仍然可以加入这个家庭, But somebody could be part of a new family.
成为这个家庭的一份子. Its own kind of cool, new, little unit.
那个人, 就是莱恩, And that for someone as special as Ryan,
我们都会为他敞开一扇接纳的门. that we would all just make a little room.
安娜很希望她的妈妈能够了解这一点. Anna really wanted her mom to know that.
地震啦! Earthquake!
太好了! Yeah!
我很兴奋能出席这次晚宴! And I am so psyched to be here!
我想说的是, 莱恩, 欢迎加入我们找个家庭. I guess all I'm trying to say is, Ryan, welcome to our family.
为了新郎和新娘. To the bride and groom.
刚才发生了什么? What the hell just happened?
你还是不知道为妙. Trust me, you don't want to know.
感谢你所做的一切. Thank you for everything.
我爱你. I love you.
我也爱你. I love you, too.
什么? What?
去吧. Go.
嗨. Hi.
听我说, 我觉得自己很傻. Listen, I feel really stupid.
昨天简直太可怕了. You know, it's just yesterday was freaky,
我是说, 我喜欢上了你的妈妈. and, I mean, I see your mom, and I like her.
不是那种"喜欢"的喜欢. I mean, not "like her" like her,
我是说, 我喜欢她是因为她是你老妈. but, you know, I mean, like her as your mom.
你觉得我们有可能... Listen, do you think we could just rewind this whole thing
重新来过吗? and start again?
我喜欢这主意. I'd like that.
** So all your words get noticed **
# Oh, no # ** Oh, no **
我一直想着我们的那个吻. You know, I've been thinking about that kiss.
吻? Kiss?
提醒一下我是怎么做的? Remind me again how I did it.
当着你老妈的面吗? In front of your mom?
没关系的, 她欠我的. It's okay. She owes me.
** And I, I **
** I think I'll change my ways **
** I **
** Ahh-ahh-ahh **
** Tomorrow's a brand-new day **
去邀请那个小姑娘跳支舞吧. Hey, why don't you ask that girl to dance?
没门. No way!
-去吧. -别烦我. -Come on, go on over there. -Stop bugging me.
俗话说的没错, 青春就是被年轻人浪费的. Boy, it's true. Youth is wasted on the young.
你自己怎么不去, 你个老不正经的. You go ask her, you old fart.
等一下! Now, wait a minute!
如果我跟你这样大... Why, if I was your age, oh!
来点曲奇饼? Cookie?
当然了. Well, why, yes, I don't mind if I do.
妈妈, 你在干吗? Mama! What are you doing?
妈妈! Mama!
爷爷! 哈利! 不要! Grandpa! Harry! No!
这下好了! Okay!
** You're the kind of friend who always bends when I'm broken **
** Like, remember when you took my heart **
** And put it back together again? **
** I've been wasting time with clueless guys **
** But now it's over **
** Let me tell you why I'm through **
** I've met someone new who's just like you **
** You're it, you're the ultimate **
** It's automatic, I'm sure of it, no lie **
** So don't even try to tell me that you're not the guy **
** 'Cause I've been waiting all my life **
** For someone just like you **
** But you're it, you're the ultimate you **
** You're the kind of guy whose hands and mind **
** Send shivers up and down my spine **
** I want to do to you what you do to me **
** You're the kind of guy that blows my mind **
** And now it's my turn **
** You've been right in front of me **
** Everything I need, why didn't I see? **
** You're it, you're the ultimate **
** It's automatic, I'm sure of it, no lie **
** So don't even try to tell me that you're not the guy **
** 'Cause I've been waiting all my life **
** For someone just like you **
** But you're it, you're the ultimate you **
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** You're it, you're the ultimate **
** It's automatic, I'm sure of it, no lie **
** So don't even try to tell me that you're not the guy **
** 'Cause I've been waiting all my life **
** For someone just like you **
** But you're it, you're the ultimate you **
** You're it, you're the ultimate you **
** Imagine me and you, I do **
** I think about you day and night, it's only right **
** To think about the girl you love and hold her tight **
** So happy together **
** If I should call you up, invest a dime **
** And you say you belong to me and ease my mind **
** Imagine how the world could be so very fine **
** So happy together **
** I can't see me loving nobody but you **
** For all my life **
** When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue **
** For all my life **
** Me and you and you and me **
** No matter how they toss the dice **
** It has to be **
** The only one for me is you and you for me **
** So happy together **
** If I should call you up, invest a dime **
** And you say you belong to me and ease my mind **
** Imagine how the world could be so very fine **
** So happy together **
** Together **
** I can't see me loving nobody but you **
** For all my life **
** When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue **
** For all my life **
** Yeah! **
** Call you up, ease my mind **
** Ease my mind **
** I can't see me loving nobody but you **
** For all my life **
** When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue **
** For all my life **
** So happy together **
** So happy together ** **
** Hey, boys, hey, girls **
** Hey, anybody who will listen to me **
** In case you haven't noticed **
** It's just me against the world today **
** I fell out of the wrong side of the bed **
** And landed in the worst mood **
** With that stupid alarm clock screaming at me **
** From across the room **
** I'm trying to be nice **
** I'm trying to be reasonable **
** But it's oh, so hard when I don't want to be **
** 'Cause it's me against the world **
** Oh, what a stupid day **
** Yeah, it's me against the world **
** Just stay out of my way **
** And in case you haven't noticed **
** And in case you haven't heard **
** It's just me against the world **
** And the world is winning **
** Should have let me stay in bed **
** I've got this pounding in my head **
** No, nothing's okay **
** Won't you stay out of my face today? **
** I'm slammin' doors, I'm slammin' phones down **
** Watch out for this temper tantrum **
** Stay out of my way **
** 'Cause if you don't, you will be scared away **
** I'm trying to be nice **
** I'm trying to be reasonable **
** But it's oh, so hard when I don't want to be **
** 'Cause it's me against the world **
** Oh, what a stupid day **
** Yeah, it's me against the world **
** Just stay out of my way **
** And in case you haven't noticed **
** And in case you haven't heard **
** It's me against the world **
** And the world is winning **